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Posted: 19 September 2008 09:25 AM

[ Ignore ]


	Skookum Long Timer Joined 2008-07-05

aye there maties.. tis Talk Like a Pirate Day. All you land lubbers get aboard! Pull yerself up a stool and join me for some grog and bilge rat stew!

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Posted: 19 September 2008 09:48 AM

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	YesIAmAPyr8 Long Timer Joined 2007-04-12

Aye, so 'tis...

'is 'ere Pirate be celebratin' by risin' from me rack a bit later 'n usual...!

But, fear not, ye denizens o' the good ship PoMo, if ye 're t' be a good Pastafarian an' Pirate, this is yer day t' get yer pegleg polished, find yer cleanest eye patch an' get yer parrot t' shake th' dust from 'is feathers an' hoist a grog 'er two...it'll 'elp ye t' get th' Pirate's lingo 'n t' yer day's palaverin'.

'tis a grand day!

Be th' Pirate ye were meant t' be on 'is day, an' any other time th' mood strikes!

Avast, ye! Come aboard, we be Splicin' th' Main Brace!

We'll keep th' gangplank at th' ready, fer our friends, an' no ne'er do wells 'll dare t' tread th' decks o' this vessel!! Keelhaulin' bilge rats and scalawags be our specialty, y'know...

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...I’m not the first, won’t be the last. Lust for the future, treasure the past…

“Make sure that your moral compass is set due ‘the right thing’.” -Emerson Cod

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Posted: 19 September 2008 09:57 AM

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	Skookum Long Timer Joined 2008-07-05

YesIAmAPyr:

Aye, so 'tis...

'is 'ere Pirate be celebratin' by risin' from me rack a bit later 'n usual...!

But, fear not, ye denizens o' the good ship PoMo, if ye 're t' be a good Pastafarian an' Pirate, this is yer day t' get yer pegleg polished, find yer cleanest eye patch an' get yer parrot t' shake th' dust from 'is feathers an' hoist a grog 'er two...it'll 'elp ye t' get th' Pirate's lingo 'n t' yer day's palaverin'.

'tis a grand day!

Be th' Pirate ye were meant t' be on 'is day, an' any other time th' mood strikes!

Avast, ye! Come aboard, we be Splicin' th' Main Brace!

We'll keep th' gangplank at th' ready, fer our friends, an' no ne'er do wells 'll dare t' tread th' decks o' this vessel!! Keelhaulin' bilge rats and scalawags be our specialty, y'know...

Aboot tyme ye raised yer barnacled arse outa bed there laddie! The winds are fair and the sun is shining! There be monsters below, so watch yerself and keep the riggin' straight!

'Tis a grand day indeed!

Gangplank ye say... nae who wouldst we send tae Davy Jone's locker today?

Aye,... what weel ye be wantin' fer yer mornin' repast?

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Posted: 19 September 2008 10:51 AM

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	YesIAmAPyr8 Long Timer Joined 2007-04-12

Skookum:

YesIAmAPyr:

Aye, so 'tis...

'is 'ere Pirate be celebratin' by risin' from me rack a bit later 'n usual...!

But, fear not, ye denizens o' the good ship PoMo, if ye 're t' be a good Pastafarian an' Pirate, this is yer day t' get yer pegleg polished, find yer cleanest eye patch an' get yer parrot t' shake th' dust from 'is feathers an' hoist a grog 'er two...it'll 'elp ye t' get th' Pirate's lingo 'n t' yer day's palaverin'.

'tis a grand day!

Be th' Pirate ye were meant t' be on 'is day, an' any other time th' mood strikes!

Avast, ye! Come aboard, we be Splicin' th' Main Brace!

We'll keep th' gangplank at th' ready, fer our friends, an' no ne'er do wells 'll dare t' tread th' decks o' this vessel!! Keelhaulin' bilge rats and scalawags be our specialty, y'know...

Aboot tyme ye raised yer barnacled arse outa bed there laddie! The winds are fair and the sun is shining! There be monsters below, so watch yerself and keep the riggin' straight!

'Tis a grand day indeed!

Gangplank ye say... nae who wouldst we send tae Davy Jone's locker today?

Aye,... what weel ye be wantin' fer yer mornin' repast?

Belay th' bone soup 'n hard tack...

It be a special day, muster one o' th' galley wenches t' dispatch one o' th' hens below in th' hold, an' let's fry 'er up!

Er, that'd be th' hen destined fer th' cast iron, not th' galley wench...

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-The Pirate...(arriving 200 years too late…)

...I’m not the first, won’t be the last. Lust for the future, treasure the past…

“Make sure that your moral compass is set due ‘the right thing’.” -Emerson Cod

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Posted: 19 September 2008 11:15 AM

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	Skookum Long Timer Joined 2008-07-05

YesIAmAPyr:

Skookum:

YesIAmAPyr:

Aye, so 'tis...

'is 'ere Pirate be celebratin' by risin' from me rack a bit later 'n usual...!

But, fear not, ye denizens o' the good ship PoMo, if ye 're t' be a good Pastafarian an' Pirate, this is yer day t' get yer pegleg polished, find yer cleanest eye patch an' get yer parrot t' shake th' dust from 'is feathers an' hoist a grog 'er two...it'll 'elp ye t' get th' Pirate's lingo 'n t' yer day's palaverin'.

'tis a grand day!

Be th' Pirate ye were meant t' be on 'is day, an' any other time th' mood strikes!

Avast, ye! Come aboard, we be Splicin' th' Main Brace!

We'll keep th' gangplank at th' ready, fer our friends, an' no ne'er do wells 'll dare t' tread th' decks o' this vessel!! Keelhaulin' bilge rats and scalawags be our specialty, y'know...

Aboot tyme ye raised yer barnacled arse outa bed there laddie! The winds are fair and the sun is shining! There be monsters below, so watch yerself and keep the riggin' straight!

'Tis a grand day indeed!

Gangplank ye say... nae who wouldst we send tae Davy Jone's locker today?

Aye,... what weel ye be wantin' fer yer mornin' repast?

Belay th' bone soup 'n hard tack...

It be a special day, muster one o' th' galley wenches t' dispatch one o' th' hens below in th' hold, an' let's fry 'er up!

Er, that'd be th' hen destined fer th' cast iron, not th' galley wench...

*phew

aye aye sir!

*goes down to galley tae yell at said galley wench to haul herself into the task of chasin' doon that scurvy chicken that be running aroond the aft section.

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Posted: 19 September 2008 01:21 PM

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	beerdude Long Timer Joined 2007-11-14

I have just the keyboard for you guys !

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Posted: 19 September 2008 02:20 PM

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	Hiker Daddy Long Timer Joined 2007-11-26

Ahoy, this link be a beauty me maties.

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Posted: 19 September 2008 03:02 PM

[ Ignore ] [ # 7 ]


	YesIAmAPyr8 Long Timer Joined 2007-04-12

beerdude:

I have just the keyboard for you guys !

Where's the rum key?

(on the keyboard, not the Caribbean!)

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-The Pirate...(arriving 200 years too late…)

...I’m not the first, won’t be the last. Lust for the future, treasure the past…

“Make sure that your moral compass is set due ‘the right thing’.” -Emerson Cod

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Posted: 19 September 2008 03:04 PM

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	Skookum Long Timer Joined 2008-07-05

YesIAmAPyr:

beerdude:

I have just the keyboard for you guys !

Where's the rum key?

in da middle laddie

willl ye be leadin' grace at da feast?

perchance we'd better add some pasta to the menu

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Posted: 19 September 2008 03:09 PM

[ Ignore ] [ # 9 ]


	YesIAmAPyr8 Long Timer Joined 2007-04-12

Skookum:

YesIAmAPyr:

beerdude:

I have just the keyboard for you guys !

Where's the rum key?

in da middle laddie

willl ye be leadin' grace at da feast?

perchance we'd better add some pasta to the menu

If me eyes ain't be deceivin' me, 'at key is the ARRRRRRRRRR! key. It'd be a right smart keyboard, if it had a 'rum' key, it would...

Grace? Grace? Be that comely lass in 'ese parts? Th' last I saw 'er she were sailin' fer

Shanghai wi' Ol' Chumbucket & Cap'n Slappy...

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-The Pirate...(arriving 200 years too late…)

...I’m not the first, won’t be the last. Lust for the future, treasure the past…

“Make sure that your moral compass is set due ‘the right thing’.” -Emerson Cod

This post has been reviewed for it’s content, and has been found to comply with the general concept of the mission of this website and it’s management. Approved for submission by member #1087.

Posted: 19 September 2008 03:12 PM

[ Ignore ] [ # 10 ]


	Skookum Long Timer Joined 2008-07-05

YesIAmAPyr:

Skookum:

YesIAmAPyr:

beerdude:

I have just the keyboard for you guys !

Where's the rum key?

in da middle laddie

willl ye be leadin' grace at da feast?

perchance we'd better add some pasta to the menu

If me eyes ain't be deceivin' me, 'at key is the ARRRRRRRRRR! key. It'd be a right smart keyboard, if it had a 'rum' key, it would...

Grace? Grace? Be that comely lass in 'ese parts? Th' last I saw 'er she were sailin' fer

Shanghai wi' Ol' Chumbucket & Cap'n Slappy...

weel so much for our waitress for the evening... alas

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http://www.newciv.org/nl/newslog.php/_v324

Posted: 19 September 2008 04:36 PM

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	Hiker Daddy Long Timer Joined 2007-11-26

YesIAmAPyr:

Where's the rum key?

(on the keyboard, not the Caribbean!)

Here she be maties!!!

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Posted: 19 September 2008 04:55 PM

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	hartlyn Long Timer Joined 2007-11-17

Any excuse to drink rum. . .

hartlyn

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Posted: 19 September 2008 07:56 PM

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	Parrothead-utah Member Joined 2007-09-30

AArrg tis a great day for pirates. Me wife wench is made a hail that I wont stop speaking like a pirate.

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It’s five o’clock somewhere…. so now where’s the rum?

Posted: 19 September 2008 10:21 PM

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	Skookum Long Timer Joined 2008-07-05

arrrrrrrrrrrrrr... the cook has fried the wandrin' hen and was duly tender after much beating.. of the chicken not the cook... we thanked the FSM for the food set afore us. RAmen...RAmen!

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Posted: 20 September 2008 03:14 AM

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	John Savage Long Timer Joined 2007-09-04

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Well, that should take care of my quota for this year.

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Posted: 20 September 2008 09:09 AM

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	YesIAmAPyr8 Long Timer Joined 2007-04-12

Best "Pirate" joke heard yesterday: (International Talk Like A Pirate Day)

So there's this Pirate sitting at the bar, he has a ship's wheel sitting on his lap.

The bartender has to ask: "What is that ship's wheel doing on your lap?"

The crusty ol' salt sez: "Arrrrgh. It's driving me nuts..."

ARRRGH!

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-The Pirate...(arriving 200 years too late…)

...I’m not the first, won’t be the last. Lust for the future, treasure the past…

“Make sure that your moral compass is set due ‘the right thing’.” -Emerson Cod

This post has been reviewed for it’s content, and has been found to comply with the general concept of the mission of this website and it’s management. Approved for submission by member #1087.

Posted: 20 September 2008 10:40 AM

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	Skookum Long Timer Joined 2008-07-05

YesIAmAPyr:

Best "Pirate" joke heard yesterday: (International Talk Like A Pirate Day)

So there's this Pirate sitting at the bar, he has a ship's wheel sitting on his lap.

The bartender has to ask: "What is that ship's wheel doing on your lap?"

The crusty ol' salt sez: "Arrrrgh. It's driving me nuts..."

ARRRGH!

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http://www.newciv.org/nl/newslog.php/_v324

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