I'm just gonna blurt this out: is there any way I could get some (new) garments? Preferably one pair of women's and one pair of men's? Many of my friends are super curious, and although you can find photos on the internet, I keep finding myself wishing I had a pair just to show them. I know, this seems like such a ridiculous request, especially when (a) I threw out like twenty pairs years ago, and (b) I'll probably get flak for being so "disrespectful."

 

I would buy a pair myself if I still had a temple recommend (there's a temple nearby and, when dressed modestly, I could still pass for TBM). I thought about making one, but aren't they bar-coded and all secured now? Sigh.

 

Anyway, I know this is silly, but I thought I'd ask. Happy hump day!

 

 

Just looked around.  I've only got well-worn, used men's and women's pairs--a whole box of 'em.  You definitely don't want them, though.

Okay, I'll blurt right back at you:

 

Yeah, it would be sooooo kinky getting laid wearing garments! While under the influence of something that makes you live longer than people who don't indulge!!

If you haven't resigned yet, then you can still buy them yourself.  If you have, then you'll need someone who hasn't to buy them for you.

 

You could always wander in to a distribution center all mollyed up and try to buy them.  In Utah, I don't think anyone would even bat an eye.  If they ask for your record number, just say you don't have it with you.

Never-mo here, pell_mell, so no garmies to offer.

 

Isn't there a Community Garment Bonfire at the end of the ExMormon Conference??  You might nab a pair there.

 

The Fine Print:  The above is totally fabricated... I'm just trying to stir up some sh!t. 

Philosophe Roi: Ha, I appreciate you looking!

 

Elder OldDog: I must confess, this has crossed my mind... ...although my motivations are just to share! I promise!

 

DocArmy:  Huh. I haven't resigned, but I haven't been to church in YEARS either. I recall forgetting my recommend before and having them insist on calling my bishop. I do appreciate the phrase "all mollyed up" though. I'm totally stealing that.

 

pell_mell:

Philosophe Roi: Ha, I appreciate you looking!

 

Elder OldDog: I must confess, this has crossed my mind... ...although my motivations are just to share! I promise!

 

DocArmy:  Huh. I haven't resigned, but I haven't been to church in YEARS either. I recall forgetting my recommend before and having them insist on calling my bishop. I do appreciate the phrase "all mollyed up" though. I'm totally stealing that.

 

 

i was just with my ultra molly mom and ultra pregnant molly sister at the Distribution Center here in SLC for my preggo sister to get new garmies and they totally asked her for her reccommend....

Do you want those garm through a pm or a fax? Just wondering.

Elder OldDog:

Okay, I'll blurt right back at you:

 

Yeah, it would be sooooo kinky getting laid wearing garments! While under the influence of something that makes you live longer than people who don't indulge!!

 

 Getting laid with garmets--even in the house--makes me want to throw up!   No objection to the getting laid part--in the right circumstance of course.  The objection is to the garmets of bondage!  Quite frankly, there are a few guys in SL who should have eat them!   Oh well, thankful to be free!  Now to free my fellow man & woman!

Holy crap! Someone should totally make a line of garment sex outfits.

Strong Free & Thankful:

Elder OldDog:

Okay, I'll blurt right back at you:

 

Yeah, it would be sooooo kinky getting laid wearing garments! While under the influence of something that makes you live longer than people who don't indulge!!

 

 Getting laid with garmets--even in the house--makes me want to throw up!   No objection to the getting laid part--in the right circumstance of course.  The objection is to the garmets of bondage!  Quite frankly, there are a few guys in SL who should have eat them!   Oh well, thankful to be free!  Now to free my fellow man & woman!

Careful my friend..  

 

 Ok... I shouldn't confess my sex scandles on/at.. wel.. anywhere!!  Ha ha..  but here it goes anyway.  I guess if theres one place I can, it's here lol..

 

So living in utah, I meet a girl who doesn't say she's active mormon but I know she's got something to do with the church.  She seems to have an edge to her.  We eventually get back to my place and yes it gets a little steamy.  I can tell it's definatley a go to time.. so I take off her shirt and jeans ...  and a flicker of light from the other room shines on her..  

 

Suddenly I'm stopped in my tracks!!! I pause..  "Wait a minute!" I said.. "Are those Garments?!!"  I actually laughed as I said those words.. She didn't know what to say and was speechless but I was so suprised that I was almost speechless too!!  Talk about a mood killer! lol.    I wasn't trying to be an ass.. the words just came right out like an impulse.... 

 

 I was a bit speechless in the moment lol.. It was after I had left the church and thought I would never see the old masonic symbols in my bedroom ever again..I had thrown my garments away and thought I had started dating the ones who didn't own them...

 

But just remember folks..  "Never Say Never!"  LOL

carsonhill:

Strong Free & Thankful:

Elder OldDog:

Okay, I'll blurt right back at you:

 

Yeah, it would be sooooo kinky getting laid wearing garments! While under the influence of something that makes you live longer than people who don't indulge!!

 

 Getting laid with garmets--even in the house--makes me want to throw up!   No objection to the getting laid part--in the right circumstance of course.  The objection is to the garmets of bondage!  Quite frankly, there are a few guys in SL who should have eat them!   Oh well, thankful to be free!  Now to free my fellow man & woman!

Careful my friend..  

 

 Ok... I shouldn't confess my sex scandles on/at.. wel.. anywhere!!  Ha ha..  but here it goes anyway.  I guess if theres one place I can, it's here lol..

 

So living in utah, I meet a girl who doesn't say she's active mormon but I know she's got something to do with the church.  She seems to have an edge to her.  We eventually get back to my place and yes it gets a little steamy.  I can tell it's definatley a go to time.. so I take off her shirt and jeans ...  and a flicker of light from the other room shines on her..  

 

Suddenly I'm stopped in my tracks!!! I pause..  "Wait a minute!" I said.. "Are those Garments?!!"  I actually laughed as I said those words.. She didn't know what to say and was speechless but I was so suprised that I was almost speechless too!!  Talk about a mood killer! lol.    I wasn't trying to be an ass.. the words just came right out like an impulse.... 

 

 I was a bit speechless in the moment lol.. It was after I had left the church and thought I would never see the old masonic symbols in my bedroom ever again..I had thrown my garments away and thought I had started dating the ones who didn't own them...

 

But just remember folks..  "Never Say Never!"  LOL

 

 SO WHAT HAPPENED???  Did her garments provide one last reminder that she was about to fornicate, which caused her to feel the spirit, which brought her to her senses, which caused her to break down in tears and flee the scene of her near-collapse into moral degeneracy? 

 

Or did she strip them off and get freaky?

 

FYI, you don't need a current recommend to buy them, but they make it a real PITA if you don't have one - you need to know, off the top of your head, your membership number and your confirmation date, IIRC.

Zenock-Knock:

 SO WHAT HAPPENED???  Did her garments provide one last reminder that she was about to fornicate, which caused her to feel the spirit, which brought her to her senses, which caused her to break down in tears and flee the scene of her near-collapse into moral degeneracy? 

 

Or did she strip them off and get freaky?

 

 

 Ha ha..      Again, that's what was so funny/unique.   After the terrible impulse comment of mine and the terribly awkward silence that manifested, she pursued things as if she wasn't an active church goer at all..    

 

There was no evident guilt, no crying, or "What have I done?!"  just acted as if their was no reason to feel guilty... 

 

and maybe she was on her way out of the church or had chosen to leave it without changing her dressing habbits..  I really didn't think she'd be wearing them.  I guess it could have been a number of things. 

 

I will admit though it was kinda hard for me to get that garment image out of my mind just because it was so unexpected lol

 

 

 

 

I have purchased garments without a current temple recommend. It wasn't too hard. Just told them that I was working hard to be worthy again (was true at the time), which meant wearing the g's since I was endowed. They asked me for some info to find me in the system. Don't think I had my record number on me, but it's probably a good idea to bring it with you so they can find you easily. DH (active TBM) was with me, so they might have wanted to keep the process easy and figured he wouldn't let me do anything too evil with them. It occurs to me that if you only buy one pair they might wonder...