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No Longer White and Delightsome!
 
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Apparently it's all true! 

 

Since leaving the cult and happy valley for AZ, forsaking our temple covenants and magic underwear, and abandoning the mormon dress code, DW and I have found our skin darkening most dramatically! The effect has been even more pronounced with Sundays spent out and about in the Phoenix area instead of in a chapel. And the longer we're out, the darker we get!

 

Of course we are sure this has nothing whatsoever to do with Mediterranean heritage, or with the beautifully sunny weather down here.  

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In nomine pesti, et fusilli, et spiralini. Ramen.

 
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Send pic's to BKP!  He can use them in his next conference talk and insult all people who are not white and delightsome like he is.
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Welcome to AZ!
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You wanna leave me baby be my guest
All I’m gonna do is cry
And then I’m gonna find me someone else
And tear the stars out of the sky
You don’t need me anymore
They say storms are right for summertime
Well, baby I’m long gone
Whatcha gonna do
When you open your eyes?
It’s a brand new day and baby
No blue skies

 

No Blue Skies
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Same problem here in California (especially if you frequent golf courses and nude beaches). Actually the white and delightsome thing is highly overrated. Hawaiian Bronze and sexy, a much better visual.
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“I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be”

 
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apostate (FKA) strangite:
Same problem here in California (especially if you frequent golf courses and nude beaches). Actually the white and delightsome thing is highly overrated. Hawaiian Bronze and sexy, a much better visual.

 

 No doubt. DW has never looked better!

 

@Lloyd - Thanks for the welcome! I'm a Seattle native and wasn't sure I would like it here, but now we're talking about staying permanently after DW finishes her  PhD. We love it!

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Well, I'm very white and delightsome but not out of any virtue or goodness of my heart. I can try all I want and will barely get a little change in hue on my arms, neck and legs after a summer of working in the garden. I sin all the time, cuss like a sailor, watch bad movies and think very vile thoughts but nothing seems to work to alter my countenence.

 

I have been using sunscreen for decades though. I don't want to end up looking like Magda from "There's Something About Mary". Especially my bodacious ta tas.

Nope, these babies would burn in a heartbeat.

 

 

I won't post her latex boobies here but if you want to lose your lunch look here:

 

magdaboobs

 
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I LOVE IT!!!  First thing we did....hubby went out with me and I bought a bunch of tank tops, and short shorts.  When we went out to Oregon for vacation, I got the most beautiful tan with the lines in appropriate places...like....WAY up my leg, and none on my top but the bikini top....aawwwww yeahhh welcome back to the real world. (i was a convert) And I'm sorry, my shoulders are HOT and should never be covered again.  It's just a crime against humanity!
 
       
 


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