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I have an interesting story from this weekend.  Ok... so it wasn't a call girl per se.  I had a girl come over to my place for a "sensual" massage.  Basically, just a massage in her underwear.   She was very attractive and we had a good conversation.  Turns out, she's an inactive Mormon with TBM parents.  I told her not to worry about feeling guilty about her inactivity because the church isn't true and she seemed to very interested in how I knew that.  We discussed a couple issues and I sent her home with my copy of Grant Palmer's 'Insider's View of Mormon Origins' and told her not to pray about it.   We were supposed to have a followup lunch on Monday, but now she won't return my calls.   Damn WTF?!  I want my book back.
 
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Damn!  It is so hard to find a dependable "sensual" masseuse anymore. 

 

Maybe the lent book will be the seed to many future disaffected apostates.  You can only hope.

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She's afraid, very afraid.

 

Even though she's inactive, she probably wasn't ready for that information. 

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Doug:
I have an interesting story from this weekend.  Ok... so it wasn't a call girl per se.  I had a girl come over to my place for a "sensual" massage.  Basically, just a massage in her underwear.   She was very attractive and we had a good conversation.  Turns out, she's an inactive Mormon with TBM parents.  I told her not to worry about feeling guilty about her inactivity because the church isn't true and she seemed to very interested in how I knew that.  We discussed a couple issues and I sent her home with my copy of Grant Palmer's 'Insider's View of Mormon Origins' and told her not to pray about it.   We were supposed to have a followup lunch on Monday, but now she won't return my calls.   Damn WTF?!  I want my book back.

 

Haha! Great story. Favorite part: "...and told her not to pray about it."

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wildonrio:
Doug:

 

Haha! Great story. Favorite part: "...and told her not to pray about it."

 

Mine too   give her time, she'll call. 

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