Found while surfing thought it was funny and wanted to share it.

Shit happens in various World religions

Taoism:    Shit happens, go with the flow
Hare Krishna:    Shit happens Rama Rama Ding Ding
Hinduism:    This shit has happened before
Islam:    That shit happens is the will of Allah
Zen:    What is the sound of shit happening?
Existentialism:    Shit doesn't happen; shit is
Buddhism:    When shit happens, is it really shit?
Confucianism:    Confucius says, "Shit happens"
7th day Adventist:    Shit happens on Saturdays
Protestantism:    Shit won't happen if I work harder
Catholicism:    If shit happens, you deserved it
Jehovah's Witnesses:    No shit happens until Armaggedon
Unitarian:    What is this shit?
Mormon:   Shit happens again & again & again
Judaism:    Why does this shit always happen to us?
Pentacostalism:    Praise the shit!
Atheism:    There is no shit!
New Age:    Shit happens and it happens to smell good
Rastafarianism:    Let's smoke this shit

This reminds me of a song we used to sing in broadcast school.  I went to the CHIT school of broadcasting, a private school.  The song went like this:

There once was a bird,
no bigger than a turd,
sitting on a fence pole.
He stuck out his neck,
and crapped out a peck,
and shut up his little arsehole.
OOOOOOOOoooooo.....CHIT!