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GA Bobbleheads and pop-up dolls?
 
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Why hasn't anyone made Monson, Smith, Hinckley and other Bobblehead dolls? Seems a perfect toy for mormon kids to play with.

 

For those who remember Dan Quayld, then VP of the US, and his buying a South American pop-up doll - why not one of Joseph, Brigham and maybe the angel Moroni? You know, tip Moroni's horn and his penis pops up?(Yep, Quayle did buy a doll of this type and the news folks really took him to task on it) I could see a Brigham bobblehead - popup doll. Tap the head and the penis pops up. Maybe it could even come accompanied with a dozen or more 'sister wife dolls? I'll leave the pop-open options to your imagination.

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   Nephi, you crack me up!  Yes, why aren't there bobble-head dolls of mormon figureheads?  I have a plastic jebus but his head doesn't bobble. I wood oh so love to have bobbles of brig, joe, and the boys.
 
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OMG! I love this idea!!!!!
 
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When the heads fall off, the kids can use them as hockey pucks...
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Can make Hinckley and a number of others Two Faced so they will be accurate.

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He does not, however - have power in the Priesthood.

That is reserved for the Cat.

 
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My son-in-law loves to give me kitch Jebus figurines for Xmas.

 

Sick bastard!

 

They make it into the trash within days.

So some GA figurines might be great, provided they came with a disposable baseball bat.

 

Daryl 

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and I am responsible for the metaphors that populate my mind.’ Daryl

 
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Why not?  My mother has a set of Mormon profit nesting dolls.  They are tacky!

 

 

 
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Boy, a BKP bobblehead/popup would be true to life. Complete with "little factory".

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They say Look what your life could be, They say I’ll get you a guarantee
Step right up and buy a real live soul salvation
Look at you now, You’re giving your life away
For a late night show romance with your imagination
When they gave you their number on a beat up magazine,
A paperback gleam in their eyes, a backstreet dream to guide you
Did they say that Jesus Christ himself was here?
But he’s not, he’s living in America
Working on his image as a life-sized Sensation
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