Even though it's been well over 4 years since I left the wolfpack, I still have trouble explaining to people WHY I left.  I'd have a hard time telling the story in a single article, let alone in a single conversation.  Impossible!  My story is too weird.  So what I've decided to do is start a blog and give you bits and pieces of all the crazy mishaps and adventures I've been through.

Here's the skinny:  Grew up with inactive member parents who taught me the art of "pretending we're not home" when the missionaries drop by unannounced.  Moved to Utah as a teenager, felt left out amonst all the chosen people of God so I took a swim in the font to join the club.  Tried to be good, but was kind of an outcast and never fit in.  Went on a party binge for a few years.  Felt guilty, repented, and became an obnoxious Peter Priesthood Mormon.  Got married.  Had kids.  Went to the Temple.  Felt like I wanted to be a good Mormon and learn everything there was to know about the church.  Found out too much.  Felt like the church had gone astray from the original teachings JS and JC established.  Became a fundamentalist.  Joined a cult.  Sunday School teachers didn't like my comments.  Bishop threatened to ex me.  I quit before they could fire me.  Got in deeper with the cult.  Woke up one day and decided they were crazy.  They were ALL crazy... every fairy tale believing religion in the world.  Now I'm an Athiest....  and couldn't be happier.

You want more details?  Feel free to visit my blog site  http://www.elohimsbastard.blogspot.com

WARNING  and DISCLAIMER: If you are easily offended by satire, sarcasm, blasphemous humor, and adult language... don't come down this rabbit hole (or at least be prepared to eat some Jesus flesh and drink some Jesus blood afterward to cleanse your soul).

Amen Suckas!