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helemon
5th January 2006, 07:04 PM
More fuel for the mormon apologists:
http://www.mesoweb.com/reports/SanBartolo/01.jpg
http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/americas/01/05/guatemala.discovery.reut/index.html
Archaeologists excavating a pyramid complex in the Guatemalan jungle have uncovered the earliest example of Mayan writing ever found, 10 bold hieroglyphs painted on plaster and stone.

The 2,300-year-old glyphs were excavated last April in San Bartolo and suggest the ancient Maya developed an advanced writing system centuries earlier than previously believed, according to an article published Thursday in the journal Science.

Although the writing is mostly indecipherable, Saturno and his team claim one glyph could be an early version of the word "ajaw," or "ruler."


Whoa! How could JS have known that they had kings? The church must be true! :duh


The archaeologists say some of the glyphs are pictorial, with one resembling a hand holding either a brush or a sharp instrument to draw blood.


This can only be a depiction of the sword of Laban! The church rocks!


The earliest writing in the region dates as far back as 600 B.C. and was found in Mexico's Oaxaca valley, said Saturno, though that date is still debated by scholars.

600 B.C.??? Why that is exactly when Lehi and his family arrived in the Americas! This is so flippin awesome!

The complexity of the writing found at San Bartolo indicates that even earlier glyph examples could be uncovered in the future.

Take that Grant Palmer! :slap:
PS for those who can't tell I was trying to channel a mopologist. ;)

free thinker
5th January 2006, 10:12 PM
Do you know if any of the words resemble the english words " and it came to pass" ? :rolleyes:

ft

helemon
5th January 2006, 10:55 PM
Do you know if any of the words resemble the english words " and it came to pass" ? :rolleyes:

ft

I am wondering where in the BoM is the story about a king sticking a spear through his penis! Oh wait, that is clearly a corruption of the Hebrew tradition of circumcision! :duh

elder_nomo
6th January 2006, 11:44 AM
I am wondering where in the BoM is the story about a king sticking a spear through his penis! Oh wait, that is clearly a corruption of the Hebrew tradition of circumcision! :duh
What a dilemma for apologists!
Here is this great "evidence", but you can see a :eek: penis in the picture!
It's the scourge of the earth - pornography!!
What to do? What to do?

helemon
6th January 2006, 07:36 PM
What a dilemma for apologists!
Here is this great "evidence", but you can see a :eek: penis in the picture!
It's the scourge of the earth - pornography!!
What to do? What to do?
How about:
That's not a penis, it's a blood red maraca with feathers attached to it. :slap:

Or:
This is a clear depiction of the New Testament teaching that if part of your body causes you to sin it is better to cut it off than for your soul to burn in hell forever!

Or:
This is a clear depiction of an early Mayan VD prevention campaign used to teach young men about the evils of having sex with Incan prostitutes.

Furthermore if you will kindly examine Facsimile number 2 figure 7 you will notice that the church has no problem publishing ancient depictions of individuals with erect penises. Joseph even had the audacity to identify this individual as God himself!

elder_nomo
6th January 2006, 08:00 PM
How about:
That's not a penis, it's a blood red maraca with feathers attached to it. :slap:

Or:
This is a clear depiction of the New Testament teaching that if part of your body causes you to sin it is better to cut it off than for your soul to burn in hell forever!

Or:
This is a clear depiction of an early Mayan VD prevention campaign used to teach young men about the evils of having sex with Incan prostitutes.

Furthermore if you will kindly examine Facsimile number 2 figure 7 you will notice that the church has no problem publishing ancient depictions of individuals with erect penises. Joseph even had the audacity to identify this individual as God himself!
LOL :D
Helemon, I love your sense of humor!