helemon
18th January 2006, 05:12 PM
Joke of the day from Punky on RfM
A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a
busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just n front of him. He did the right thing by stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman hit the roof, and the horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get
through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police
officer.
The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was
searched, finger printed, photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the
cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with
her personal effects. He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while
you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. "I noticed the
' Choose Life' license plate holder, the ' What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the ' Follow Me to Sunday- School'
bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk.
Naturally... I assumed you had stolen the car."
A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a
busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just n front of him. He did the right thing by stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman hit the roof, and the horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get
through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police
officer.
The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was
searched, finger printed, photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the
cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with
her personal effects. He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while
you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. "I noticed the
' Choose Life' license plate holder, the ' What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the ' Follow Me to Sunday- School'
bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk.
Naturally... I assumed you had stolen the car."