Ummm...postmo's and sex...

[why me]

It is rather interesting that my Sex,Sex and more Sex thread has more than a thousand hits and now flotsam's 'walking pornography' thread (with five stars) is heating up the boards in terms of viewers. This leads me to a conclusion: Do post-mo's get enough sex?. :) What is all this fixation about sex all about? I have to admit I enjoy reading the posts and making my own comments but I still have to wonder if post-mo's, inactive mo's and TBM mo's are somewhat repressed in their sexuality or are (we) just normal human beings with the sex thing curiously ingrained in the brain? I am also including the voyeurs who look at the posts without ever commenting...they do (after all) make up most of the viewers... Any comments from the regulars and the voyeurs...? Oh well...here is another sex thread...am I normal?? :confused:

[dogzilla]

What is normal?

And, no I don't get enough sex. I'm a 35-year-old single woman with no boyfriend. :duh

The fixation is about: this is something we can all enjoy discussing. So far, I haven't read anything where anyone has gotten offended or uptight about anything anyone else has posted. So we all seem to be all for it. You're only stopping to question it because of your mormon programming. Let it go, babe. There's nothing wrong, weird, unusual, unhealthy or sinful about talking about sex.


Whoo hoo.

[why me]

What is normal?

And, no I don't get enough sex. I'm a 35-year-old single woman with no boyfriend. :duh

The fixation is about: this is something we can all enjoy discussing. So far, I haven't read anything where anyone has gotten offended or uptight about anything anyone else has posted. So we all seem to be all for it. You're only stopping to question it because of your mormon programming. Let it go, babe. There's nothing wrong, weird, unusual, unhealthy or sinful about talking about sex.


Whoo hoo.

Okay so...you are like me...not getting enough and hence, here we are posting about sex. :) I am not stopping to question it because of my Mormon programming but I was wondering if our mormon programming makes us preoccuppied with sex (more than non-LDS). The subject also gets alot of hits from people who don't post at all on postmormon.org. I think that it is great that we can all talk about it and not get offended. But are inactive mo's, post-mo's, and TBM's too occupied with sex because of sexual repression? It has to do with the psychological which would effect the actual. Or we just normal? This was my point. Also, my Sex, Sex and more Sex thread went into porn even though my original post had nothing to do with porn and Flotsam's original post brought to fore porn and dress if I remember correctly. Are we too preoccupied with porn because it was forbidden? Are we too sexed up? :)

[Born Free]

I believe that because when sex and sexuality are badly addressed, as they are within Moism, the residual effect is massive. That impact takes a few forms:

Active damage - when peoples sex lives become dysfunctional as in problematic & a source of distress within marriages at the light end of effects right through to sexual abuse at the other end.

Lower grade damage/loss - when an aspect of humanity as central as sexuality is distorted it has an impoverishing effect on people lives, energy and creativity in all sort of unsettling and distracting ways.

Hence when they walk away from that distorting influence, there is a lot of pain and untidy loose ends that people need to tidy up.

And of course there are the voyeurs like Dogzilla! :)

In addition much of the discourse around sex in the public forum is so superficial (IMHO), I find it valuable to have a place where more in depth and informed discourse can take place.

Daryl

[dogzilla]

Hey, speak for yourself. I'm not preoccupied with porn! ;)

I don't think the mormon church has a corner on the repression market. I think, in general, Americans are way overobsessed with sex because it is taboo, forbidden or simply considered "dirty." Remember, this country was founded by the Puritans and those roots run very, very deep. The current Republican Christian Right Bushista Administration is also feeding into that.

In short, I don't think the mormon programming has as much to do with it as the American programming does. And for Americans, I think that's normal. Sad that we're a country of uptight folks who need to go nekkid more often and get over things like Nipplegate (i.e. Janet Jackson at the Superbowl show), but unfortunately... relatively normal.

[silverfox]

I don't think the main focus for Post Mos regards sex (except for Dogzilla, of course) :D :D However I think it is a popular topic around here.

I know for me it is a relief to have ADULT conversation about the topic without being judged, shunned, etc, etc.

I also think there are a lot of TBM as well as post mo lurkers who are checking out this site.

I don't feel as a Post Mo I am any more obssessed with sex than as a TBM - It's a fascinating subject. And yes, I get enough. :) :)

[Born Free]

I just realised that I was so impressed with some of the discussion around sex and intimacy that I strongly recommended several men I know in the earlier phases of their learning curve in men's work, to go check out the postings. I was hoping that it would act as an appertiser for them to see what an interesting and rewarding area it can be to read further on.

This is part of a bit of a pet of mine at present; namely to play some role in facilitating finding ways to help men move their sexuality away from being "compulsive and obsessive" towards being a deeply and richly integrated central element of their life.

That is in part driven from a belief I hold that men can adopt all sorts of unhealthy and even destructive trajectories unless they get this important area squared away.

I guess I recommended that to about 10 guys, so if only half acted, I added some traffic alone and unassisted.

Daryl

[templenamesarah]

What is normal?

And, no I don't get enough sex. I'm a 35-year-old single woman with no boyfriend. :duh

The fixation is about: this is something we can all enjoy discussing. So far, I haven't read anything where anyone has gotten offended or uptight about anything anyone else has posted. So we all seem to be all for it. You're only stopping to question it because of your mormon programming. Let it go, babe. There's nothing wrong, weird, unusual, unhealthy or sinful about talking about sex.


Whoo hoo.

I remember attending Girls Camp a number of years ago, and of course our main presentation was about remaining "morally clean" and all that jazz. The speaker specifically emphasized that oral sex is still sex and "counts" as far as CoJCoLDS is concerned. Later that night some of us girls discussed it, and some of the girls, even as old as 14-15, didn't know what oral sex was (this was pre-Clinton). They thought oral sex meant just talking about sex. I set them straight on that score, and the next day I had to have a special one-on-one talk with the YW Prez for having this inappropriate discussion. Sheesh. I was so embarrassed. Looking back on it, I realize that the reason the YWPrez got so upset about it was because, ultimately, SHE was the one who was embarrassed to come out with all the facts to us girls.

[peter_mary]

Something about Daryl's last post on this thread seemed slightly erotic and in the spirit of FARMS (finding patterns in things that don't exist), I thought it would be fun to winnow away all the superflous stuff from his last post, and see what he's REALLY saying...all the words are his, in the order he wrote them, I just deleted the stuff that was hiding his true meaning...

Plus, I also knew it would keep dogzilla engaged on this thread... :p


I...was so impressed with some.. sex...that I strongly recommended...curve...work... check out the post...an appertiser for them to...be...on.

...pet...mine...play...sexuality...compulsive and obsessive...deeply...

...driven...hold...destructive trajectories...

...unassisted.

Daryl

Something VERY Freudian in all of that, but hell if I know what it means... :D It reads almost like haiku

Peter_Mary

[aether]

Well of course we're all obsessed with sex. It's because we left the church. Because, you know, church members are never obsessed with sex. They are all as clean and pure as the driven snow.

Seriously though, I find these talks about sex to be highly entertaining and thought-provoking. Especially because most of you talking about it are waaay older than me ( :D ) and have a lot more experience with it than I do. So it's nice to get some educated opinions.

[Born Free]

Something about Daryl's last post on this thread seemed slightly erotic and in the spirit of FARMS (finding patterns in things that don't exist), I thought it would be fun to winnow away all the superflous stuff from his last post, and see what he's REALLY saying...all the words are his, in the order he wrote them, I just deleted the stuff that was hiding his true meaning...

Plus, I also knew it would keep dogzilla engaged on this thread... :p




Something VERY Freudian in all of that, but hell if I know what it means... :D It reads almost like haiku

Peter_Mary

Wait till you read it backwards! :eek:

Daryl

PS: YOu missed "alone and unassisted"

[papa]

OK I admit it--I'm not getting enuff sex. But I would prolly have to qualify that, by noting that this current situation is only relative to my hyperactive previous life.

But my spouse is now 57, and she has changed a lot. After all, she carried and raised ten kids. Now she works a lot, is tired, and is not as interested as she used to be. Plus, I admit I sometimes find her unattractive, due to her TBM religious beliefs. I find it disquieting that, according to her beliefs, she is prolly going to marry Joe Smith after she dies. (I know, but that's what she believes). What a catch 22! I can either stay active in church, or face "losing her in eternity". She claims she would never marry Joe Smith or whoever, but really-if she had a shot at her CK, who could blame her? Even the hypothetical possibility, only in her mind, saddens me, as it means she is to that degree less than fully committed to our relationship, wherever death may take us. I am committed to her, and hope I am able to stay with her forever. So silly me, I guess I have "issues".

So poor me! I have to make do with once or twice a week. :p

[peter_mary]

PS: YOu missed "alone and unassisted"

Damnit! You're right! :duh Everyone, add that in to the above...

Peter_Mary

[peter_mary]

So I was all feeling sorry for you, ready to be all empathic and everything, and then I read this:


So poor me! I have to make do with once or twice a week. :p

And then I'm all, "Damn! Twice a week? What's wrong with MY life?" :o

Peter_Mary

[papa]

So I was all feeling sorry for you, ready to be all empathic and everything, and then I read this:

And then I'm all, "Damn! Twice a week? What's wrong with MY life?" :o

Peter_Mary

:D

yeah, I couldn't really resist that. :)

I don't know that I dare ask "how's bei you?", embarrassment is a difficult emotion for me, one I am all too familiar with.

I'm actually feeling it now, as I realize I have "issues" about my marriage. That part of the post was pretty true. The frequency thing, a good week would be twice, but my average would be once-, mostly cuz of my emotional issues. :duh

I gotta chill...

[miss taken]

I really, really want to contribute to this thread, but methinks my husband would kill me if I got too personal!!

All I can say is that after marriage I worry more about getting too much than not getting enough!!!! :D :eek:

Flippin' eck when do the guys ever slow down!!! (and it is NOTHING personal!!! Sex to me is as much about holding hands and talking than it is about the physical act)

My husband though, tells me that on average women talk statistically twice as much as men, and i just know he gets to a point when he says, right she's had her quota for the day...that's it. I'm shutting off!!!!!! It's sex or nothing....and NO talking!!! (except if it's dirty that is!!!)


Mary

[why me]

I knew that I shouldn't have started this thread. Now I am jealous of all the sex that is going on out there. It would have helped if more of you were like dogzilla and I---not getting it at all. Oh that reminds me: Dogzilla we have much in common in not getting it. As you know I am not your typical mormon guy...I have an open mind and value the inner woman. It is the inner that I am attracted to. Who knows maybe I can fly south for a quick visit! But before I do can you take a quick test for me? Put a check where they apply:

Blond hair___

blue eyes___

sweet looking face___

medium to large size breasts____

nice butt____

terrific body____

virgin_____

supersweet personality____

super loving____

reverent towards life and home___

If you answer yes to all these questions I will be flying down on the next plane and you can put me up for a couple of days in a separate room. Oh that reminds me...I have one more question....

Can you cook?

Now I am not your average mormon guy and so you don't have to worry about that. I am totally open minded when it comes to life and women....you can trust me on that---okay? :) I also love women who love to smile....and are supportive in the relationship. :o I am just a little embarrassed about writng that. :o

[miss taken]

I knew that I shouldn't have started this thread. Now I am jealous of all the sex that is going on out there. It would have helped if more of you were like dogzilla and I---not getting it at all. Oh that reminds me: Dogzilla we have much in common in not getting it. As you know I am not your typical mormon guy...I have an open mind and value the inner woman. It is the inner that I am attracted to. Who knows maybe I can fly south for a quick visit! But before I do can you take a quick test for me? Put a check where they apply:

Blond hair___

blue eyes___

sweet looking face___

medium to large size breasts____

nice butt____

terrific body____

virgin_____

supersweet personality____

super loving____

reverent towards life and home___

If you answer yes to all these questions I will be flying down on the next plane and you can put me up for a couple of days in a separate room. Oh that reminds me...I have one more question....

Can you cook?

Now I am not your average mormon guy and so you don't have to worry about that. I am totally open minded when it comes to life and women....you can trust me on that---okay? :) I also love women who love to smile....and are supportive in the relationship. :o I am just a little embarrassed about writng that. :o

Goodenus Griefus Why me!! If I were Dogzilla the proverbial s**t would have just hit the proverbial fan!

I DO hope you ARE joking!!

Just to let you know, that my hubbies supposed preference for blonde, leggy women, put our relationship back probably about 3 years!!! He can't beleive that I took him seriously, and since I am none of the above. I thought...Oh well...he wouldn't ever be interested in me then!!!! (Which paradoxically, he was)

Mary

[why me]

Goodenus Griefus Why me!! If I were Dogzilla the proverbial s**t would have just hit the proverbial fan!

I DO hope you ARE joking!!

Just to let you know, that my hubbies supposed preference for blonde, leggy women, put our relationship back probably about 3 years!!! He can't beleive that I took him seriously, and since I am none of the above. I thought...Oh well...he wouldn't ever be interested in me then!!!! (Which paradoxically, he was)

Mary

Now, now Miss Taken, what do you think? Am I joking or not? Read my post again and then, with an open mind and with an open heart, you will find the right answer without me telling..... :rolleyes:

PS: Do you know any blonde British women who are good cooks? And who are single? :) ;)

[dogzilla]

Check out the postings
Destructive trajectories
Buzzy little friends



:D

[dogzilla]

I knew that I shouldn't have started this thread. Now I am jealous of all the sex that is going on out there. It would have helped if more of you were like dogzilla and I---not getting it at all. Oh that reminds me: Dogzilla we have much in common in not getting it. As you know I am not your typical mormon guy...I have an open mind and value the inner woman. It is the inner that I am attracted to. Who knows maybe I can fly south for a quick visit! But before I do can you take a quick test for me? Put a check where they apply:

I'm 5' 2" and unfortunately for you, recently put on 25 pounds from quitting smoking. At least that tells you that I have willpower and am healthy. I do not eat land animals, so don't be thinking I'm going to be cooking steaks and other dead animals for you. Only in winter or in times of famine. :p

Blond hair_XX__ (Well, it's light brown with lots of blonde streaks when I'm in the sun a lot. Which I am. Because I live here.)

blue eyes___ (they're green)

sweet looking face__XX_ (you betcha; I'm irresitable)

medium to large size breasts____ (I'm a B cup.)

nice butt__X__ (kinda flat)

terrific body__X__ (used to be, but now I'm 35. I have great legs though.)

virgin_____ (BWAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA)

supersweet personality__X__ (I wouldn't say SUPER sweet...)

super loving_XX___

reverent towards life and home_X__ (depending on how you define reverent)

If you answer yes to all these questions I will be flying down on the next plane and you can put me up for a couple of days in a separate room. Oh that reminds me...I have one more question....

Can you cook?

Like you wouldn't believe. Ask Peter_Mary about my recipe for "Husband Winning Crab Dip." My superb cooking abilities are probably my best feature. You're going to have to pay for the maid, though. I have dust bunnies the size of Montana.

Now I am not your average mormon guy and so you don't have to worry about that. I am totally open minded when it comes to life and women....you can trust me on that---okay? I also love women who love to smile....and are supportive in the relationship. I am just a little embarrassed about writng that.

You better be open-minded if you want to play with my extensive porn collection. You'll have to be okay with Wicca, and not disturb the altar in the house. You must love snorty little dogs, and support my obsession with gardening. Oh, and I will not be popping out any children for you or anyone else, so just get over that. ;)

Otherwise, I'm all for a random, mindless hookup. Maybe if we got that out of our systems we could get back to posting about topics other than sex. :D

And now, back to making up silly haiku. I think that, for the rest of the day, I'm going to only post in haiku form.

[dogzilla]

Post mos hooking up

Twice a week is not enough

No talking allowed



:D

[miss taken]

I'm 5' 2" and unfortunately for you, recently put on 25 pounds from quitting smoking. At least that tells you that I have willpower and am healthy. I do not eat land animals, so don't be thinking I'm going to be cooking steaks and other dead animals for you. Only in winter or in times of famine. :p

Blond hair_XX__ (Well, it's light brown with lots of blonde streaks when I'm in the sun a lot. Which I am. Because I live here.)

blue eyes___ (they're green)

sweet looking face__XX_ (you betcha; I'm irresitable)

medium to large size breasts____ (I'm a B cup.)

nice butt__X__ (kinda flat)

terrific body__X__ (used to be, but now I'm 35. I have great legs though.)

virgin_____ (BWAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA)

supersweet personality__X__ (I wouldn't say SUPER sweet...)

super loving_XX___

reverent towards life and home_X__ (depending on how you define reverent)

Like you wouldn't believe. Ask Peter_Mary about my recipe for "Husband Winning Crab Dip." My superb cooking abilities are probably my best feature. You're going to have to pay for the maid, though. I have dust bunnies the size of Montana.


You better be open-minded if you want to play with my extensive porn collection. You'll have to be okay with Wicca, and not disturb the altar in the house. You must love snorty little dogs, and support my obsession with gardening. Oh, and I will not be popping out any children for you or anyone else, so just get over that. ;)

Otherwise, I'm all for a random, mindless hookup. Maybe if we got that out of our systems we could get back to posting about topics other than sex. :D

And now, back to making up silly haiku. I think that, for the rest of the day, I'm going to only post in haiku form.


That was the best laugh I have had ALL day! Thanks

Mary

[miss taken]

Now, now Miss Taken, what do you think? Am I joking or not? Read my post again and then, with an open mind and with an open heart, you will find the right answer without me telling..... :rolleyes:

PS: Do you know any blonde British women who are good cooks? And who are single? :) ;)

:D Okay, but, my hubbie was supposedly joking when he said he liked blonde, leggy women, and I guess I should join the band of Dorks (though it may mean something slightly different over here than over there if you know what I mean) .... because, me being reasonably sensitive about my bodily features, took him pretty seriously, much to his amusement (not mine!)

Sheez, talk about making a woman feel inadequate.

Mary

PS. Actually, as it happens I do know a few blonde British women. What age are you looking to??? and can it be peroxide! (smiles)

[templenamesarah]

I knew that I shouldn't have started this thread. Now I am jealous of all the sex that is going on out there. It would have helped if more of you were like dogzilla and I---not getting it at all. Oh that reminds me: Dogzilla we have much in common in not getting it. As you know I am not your typical mormon guy...I have an open mind and value the inner woman. It is the inner that I am attracted to. Who knows maybe I can fly south for a quick visit! But before I do can you take a quick test for me? Put a check where they apply:

Blond hair___

blue eyes___

sweet looking face___

medium to large size breasts____

nice butt____

terrific body____

virgin_____

supersweet personality____

super loving____

reverent towards life and home___

If you answer yes to all these questions I will be flying down on the next plane and you can put me up for a couple of days in a separate room. Oh that reminds me...I have one more question....

Can you cook?

Now I am not your average mormon guy and so you don't have to worry about that. I am totally open minded when it comes to life and women....you can trust me on that---okay? :) I also love women who love to smile....and are supportive in the relationship. :o I am just a little embarrassed about writng that. :o

Ugly young ladies
Mos do not call them homely.
Spayshul sweet spirits.

[free thinker]

The sounds and smells. The sweat sometimes. The losing all to the passion of the moment.

I like the closeness and the distance.

I like the space between women and men that can never be bridged.

I like to hear a woman tell me that I am handsome to her. I like the touch of a womans hand. The gentle softness of it. :rolleyes:

I like to smell the faint mustiness of fading perfume.

I like sex.

I like the dimples above a womans butt!!

I like the curves and the softness.

I like sex.

:slap: Wake up Free Thinker!!

Oops guess I dozed off there!!



Free Thinker

[mindbender]

OK I admit it--I'm not getting enuff sex. But I would prolly have to qualify that, by noting that this current situation is only relative to my hyperactive previous life.

But my spouse is now 57, and she has changed a lot. After all, she carried and raised ten kids. Now she works a lot, is tired, and is not as interested as she used to be. Plus, I admit I sometimes find her unattractive, due to her TBM religious beliefs. I find it disquieting that, according to her beliefs, she is prolly going to marry Joe Smith after she dies. (I know, but that's what she believes). What a catch 22! I can either stay active in church, or face "losing her in eternity". She claims she would never marry Joe Smith or whoever, but really-if she had a shot at her CK, who could blame her? Even the hypothetical possibility, only in her mind, saddens me, as it means she is to that degree less than fully committed to our relationship, wherever death may take us. I am committed to her, and hope I am able to stay with her forever. So silly me, I guess I have "issues".

So poor me! I have to make do with once or twice a week. :ponce or twice a week soundz pretty good to me at 57 , my old mans 82 and his still at it , funny thing at his age he has started watching porn , something that was never around when he was young , it feels strange when i go for a visit he starts raving on about the latest sex movie he has hired , probably is what keeps him alive , other amazing changes for oldies , VIAGRA, hop until you pop , my 76 mother had a problem with a oversexed old man trying to touch her up , This is the new age

[why me]

I'm 5' 2" and unfortunately for you, recently put on 25 pounds from quitting smoking. At least that tells you that I have willpower and am healthy. I do not eat land animals, so don't be thinking I'm going to be cooking steaks and other dead animals for you. Only in winter or in times of famine.

Blond hair_XX__ (Well, it's light brown with lots of blonde streaks when I'm in the sun a lot. Which I am. Because I live here.)

blue eyes___ (they're green)

sweet looking face__XX_ (you betcha; I'm irresitable)

medium to large size breasts____ (I'm a B cup.)

nice butt__X__ (kinda flat)

terrific body__X__ (used to be, but now I'm 35. I have great legs though.)

virgin_____ (BWAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA)

supersweet personality__X__ (I wouldn't say SUPER sweet...)

super loving_XX___

reverent towards life and home_X__ (depending on how you define reverent)

Like you wouldn't believe. Ask Peter_Mary about my recipe for "Husband Winning Crab Dip." My superb cooking abilities are probably my best feature. You're going to have to pay for the maid, though. I have dust bunnies the size of Montana.


You better be open-minded if you want to play with my extensive porn collection. You'll have to be okay with Wicca, and not disturb the altar in the house. You must love snorty little dogs, and support my obsession with gardening. Oh, and I will not be popping out any children for you or anyone else, so just get over that. ;)

Otherwise, I'm all for a random, mindless hookup. Maybe if we got that out of our systems we could get back to posting about topics other than sex. :D

And now, back to making up silly haiku. I think that, for the rest of the day, I'm going to only post in haiku form.

Hmmmm, let me contemplate this one a bit out loud to myself. Now, dogzilla has two snorty little dogs.....knowing dogzilla like I know dogzilla these dogs must be snorty little pitbulls on the look out for a guy to chew on (I may not use it but I don't want to lose it :rolleyes: )....and then there's this wicca thing she's into...ummmm, I wonder what happened to the last guy that crossed her path? A spell?....a lookalike voodoo doll getting stuck with pins?.....and she doesn't eat meat...well, that's no problem...I can eat lettuce and carrots when with her and then when she takes a southern snooze in the afternoon, I can throw on the grill a juicy burger or hot dog or head to Virgil's southern fried chicken joint on Stonewall Jackson Avenue. Ummm, this could be promising but what about the porn collection....weeeell....they are a learning tool...that's for sure :) ....And I like tiny little flowers...ummm, I have to think about this some more...

[why me]

:D Okay, but, my hubbie was supposedly joking when he said he liked blonde, leggy women, and I guess I should join the band of Dorks (though it may mean something slightly different over here than over there if you know what I mean) .... because, me being reasonably sensitive about my bodily features, took him pretty seriously, much to his amusement (not mine!)

Sheez, talk about making a woman feel inadequate.

Mary

PS. Actually, as it happens I do know a few blonde British women. What age are you looking to??? and can it be peroxide! (smiles)


Methinks a guy who's 49
loosing his hair
cannot be fussy
with a head of
peroxide.... :)

I hope that this answers your question.... :cool:

[templenamesarah]

The sounds and smells. The sweat sometimes. The losing all to the passion of the moment.

I like the closeness and the distance.

I like the space between women and men that can never be bridged.

I like to hear a woman tell me that I am handsome to her. I like the touch of a womans hand. The gentle softness of it. :rolleyes:

I like to smell the faint mustiness of fading perfume.

I like sex.

I like the dimples above a womans butt!!

I like the curves and the softness.

I like sex.

:slap: Wake up Free Thinker!!

Oops guess I dozed off there!!



Free Thinker

Drat. If only had had said you like dimples ON a woman's butt, we'd have something to talk about. ;)

Or stretch marks. Do stretch marks turn you on? ;)

[dogzilla]

Hmmmm, let me contemplate this one a bit out loud to myself. Now, dogzilla has two snorty little dogs.....knowing dogzilla like I know dogzilla these dogs must be snorty little pitbulls on the look out for a guy to chew on (I may not use it but I don't want to lose it :rolleyes: )....and then there's this wicca thing she's into...ummmm, I wonder what happened to the last guy that crossed her path? A spell?....a lookalike voodoo doll getting stuck with pins?.....and she doesn't eat meat...well, that's no problem...I can eat lettuce and carrots when with her and then when she takes a southern snooze in the afternoon, I can throw on the grill a juicy burger or hot dog or head to Virgil's southern fried chicken joint on Stonewall Jackson Avenue. Ummm, this could be promising but what about the porn collection....weeeell....they are a learning tool...that's for sure :) ....And I like tiny little flowers...ummm, I have to think about this some more...

A) They're snorty little Boston Terrors (see avatar) who like to lick. No chewing allowed. They will wash your face for you. The female loves stubble and she can't hold her licker.
B) Last guy that crossed my path... I shrunk his head and wear it as a pendant. . . No, I'm kidding.
C) You can eat all the meat you want in my presence but: You cannot cook it inside the house. (The smell makes me sick.) Bring your own grill.
D) Stonewall Jackson Avenue... now, that's just funny. You have no idea how close the the truth that actually is!
E) Porn and flowers... hey, whatever floats your boat.

Oh, wait, you do own a boat, right? 'Cause we might need one during hurricane season, which starts in (checks watch) nine days!
:p

[why me]

A) They're snorty little Boston Terrors (see avatar) who like to lick. No chewing allowed. They will wash your face for you. The female loves stubble and she can't hold her licker.
B) Last guy that crossed my path... I shrunk his head and wear it as a pendant. . . No, I'm kidding.
C) You can eat all the meat you want in my presence but: You cannot cook it inside the house. (The smell makes me sick.) Bring your own grill.
D) Stonewall Jackson Avenue... now, that's just funny. You have no idea how close the the truth that actually is!
E) Porn and flowers... hey, whatever floats your boat.

Oh, wait, you do own a boat, right? 'Cause we might need one during hurricane season, which starts in (checks watch) nine days!
:p

Dogzilla! I thought your avatar was a pit bull with rabbit ears! Come on now tellthe truth...you have a two pit bulls with upright ears, right? Well...okay, I am sure that you have two beautiful dogs that love men and other humans...So your dogs like to lick...okay so you have dirty-minded dogs who have watched too much porno... :rolleyes:

[dogzilla]

Dogzilla! I thought your avatar was a pit bull with rabbit ears! Come on now tellthe truth...you have a two pit bulls with upright ears, right? Well...okay, I am sure that you have two beautiful dogs that love men and other humans...So your dogs like to lick...okay so you have dirty-minded dogs who have watched too much porno... :rolleyes:

Well, they're beautiful to me. Mostly, I think I have two ugly little dogs who can't control their lickers! They love men and all who scritch them.

And they're not old enough to watch porn, but I'm sure THAT would involve pit bulls... :p