BoM action figures [Archive]

helemon

26th August 2005, 09:44 AM

peter_mary

26th August 2005, 09:47 AM

http://deseretbook.com/store/product?product_id=100009958
http://images.deseretbook.com/product-images/large/352/3520750.jpg

I guess the people at Latter Day Design forgot to consult the FARMS scholars when creating their action figures.

::giggle::

I guess they think that llamas look like big, burley horses! Silly, silly Latter-day Design people! They should be checking with the REAL insiders (FARMS), rather than relying on scripture to guide their product development! :rolleyes:

Peter_Mary

elder_nomo

26th August 2005, 12:30 PM

::giggle::

I guess they think that llamas look like big, burley horses! Silly, silly Latter-day Design people! They should be checking with the REAL insiders (FARMS), rather than relying on scripture to guide their product development! :rolleyes:

Peter_Mary
Helemon, P_M -
You guys are such cynics!
If god can change Lamanite DNA, don't you think he can turn llamas into horses?? [or was it tapirs?]
;)

peter_mary

26th August 2005, 01:55 PM

Helemon, P_M -
You guys are such cynics!
If god can change Lamanite DNA, don't you think he can turn llamas into horses?? [or was it tapirs?]
;)

Elder Nomo! Don't you see what you've DONE?! You've begun a Peep Stone! Now finish the damn thing! Send it to me! Your deadline is one week from today!

:D

Peter_Mary

helemon

26th August 2005, 03:01 PM

Helemon, P_M -
You guys are such cynics!
If god can change Lamanite DNA, don't you think he can turn llamas into horses?? [or was it tapirs?]
;)

No, God clearly merged the DNA of the BoM horses, sheep, and camels and produced the Llama. The Tapirs are clearly miniaturized elephants. The Chihuahua and Guinea Pig clearly demonstrates that the Lamanites had a fetish for small animals. Since the Wooly mamoths were destroying all the corn fields the Lamanites prayed to God and behold he did shrink the elephant to the more manageable size of the Tapir.

free thinker

26th August 2005, 11:27 PM

My favorite BOM action figure is ZELF! Oh wait. He wasn't in the BOM was he?

Well, I still like him best anyway. :rolleyes:

free thinker

helemon

27th August 2005, 09:56 AM

My favorite BOM action figure is ZELF! Oh wait. He wasn't in the BOM was he?

Well, I still like him best anyway. :rolleyes:

free thinker
http://cgi.ebay.com/Joseph-Smith-Finds-Zelph-the-Great-White-Warrior_W0QQitemZ5995176426QQcategoryZ348QQssPageN ameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem#ebayphotohostingQUOTE ]

http://i9.ebayimg.com/01/i/04/ba/17/ee_2.JPG

peter_mary

27th August 2005, 06:08 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/Joseph-Smith-Finds-Zelph-the-Great-White-Warrior_W0QQitemZ5995176426QQcategoryZ348QQssPageN ameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem#ebayphotohostingQUOTE ]

http://i9.ebayimg.com/01/i/04/ba/17/ee_2.JPG

Helemon! Ths is the greatest thing since the bobble-head Jesus! Man, I'm tempted to bid on it just to encourage the seller.

Did you see the little tag at the end, after the seller describes his product, and wishes the buyer, "Adam Speed?"

I howled! :D

Made my friggin' day! :D

Peter_Mary

free thinker

27th August 2005, 06:56 PM

Speak of Zelf and Helemon produces.

Funny!
:D

Dont you love JS with words like Lamanitish and phrases like "among us". What a bafoon. He was a con man of the first order. Smokin Joe Smith. :p

free thinker

helemon

27th August 2005, 07:16 PM

Helemon! Ths is the greatest thing since the bobble-head Jesus! Man, I'm tempted to bid on it just to encourage the seller.

Did you see the little tag at the end, after the seller describes his product, and wishes the buyer, "Adam Speed?"

I howled! :D

Made my friggin' day! :D

Peter_Mary

Click on the link to the other things this guy is selling. I think he is on to something here. He is doing anti-missionary work and making a buck at the same time! Why didn't we think of that!? :duh I think this is the same guy who was selling the seer stone reproductions a while back. He should set up his own online store for these products! Maybe Jeff can offer him some space here on PoMo. I think we need a gift shop! :D

Born Free

27th August 2005, 08:26 PM

Click on the link to the other things this guy is selling. I think he is on to something here. He is doing anti-missionary work and making a buck at the same time! Why didn't we think of that!? :duh I think this is the same guy who was selling the seer stone reproductions a while back. He should set up his own online store for these products! Maybe Jeff can offer him some space here on PoMo. I think we need a gift shop! :D

This guy is a genius. Alone and unassisted he is seriously 'taking the pi$$' out of MoInc.

Post Mo might consider having a Hall of Fame, and maybe a Hall of Infamy. This guy would be my nomination for a HoF entry. What do we know of this guy. I am fascinated.

Nothing like humour to take the pi$$ out of the pompou$!

Daryl