My New Church

[meinmachine]

Dear fellow board members.

I have joined a new church. It is called the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. To learn more about my beliefs visit http://www.venganza.org/index.htm

I know once you see the beauty of this religion you will want to join too!

Rob

[cactus jack]

Then along come me, the prophet Parmesian. It is the will of the cosmic dinner plate as FSM and I go together so well.... :duh

[free thinker]

Make sure to read first and second Oregano versus 1-4 and 2-7 respectively. Very poingnant.

Also the book of meatballs 4:3.

Rigatoni 6:7

1 Mozzorella 4:2

These are some of my favorites.


free thinker

[helemon]

Dear fellow board members.

I have joined a new church. It is called the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. To learn more about my beliefs visit http://www.venganza.org/index.htm

I know once you see the beauty of this religion you will want to join too!

Rob

All hail the blessed mother of the Lord Macaroni!
Bobby,

Today I was blessed to receive a divine revelation from our Almighty
Flying Spaghetti Monster. I have the privilege of informing you that
it is His will that I become His Bride, in order that the Savior of
mankind (who is to be called Macaroni) may be born on this earth. The
FSM has revealed to me that your body is to be the vehicle by which
his holy seed shall be transmitted in earthly form.

To that end, I have reserved a room for us at the Best Western Airport
Inn, Boise, Idaho, for the evening of [removed]. I will be
the woman wearing the WWFSMD t-shirt and eye patch.

I look forward to meeting you and fulfilling the will of our noodly master.

Julie
Boise, Idaho